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[inimicus]

Ren. Leave a message.

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text; user ID: scxvenger

[sensitively]

I have bad news. About chickens.

text; user ID: kylo ren

[inimicus]

Chickens? What about them?

i'm so sorry for this dorky text

[sensitively]

We've been misled. They have only two legs and two wings among each. I just thought you should know. [ much disappoint. many sadness. ]

But perhaps eating many of them, as we did, gives us the strength that we'd thought a single one held.

[ ...this is the most awkward consolation that's ever been written, congrats, Ren. ]

that's fine, it got a laugh

[inimicus]

We never asked so it is more misinformed than anything.

I do wonder what it is people tell you about food, however. You say some strange things.

[sensitively]

...I do not. [ now she's mildly offended. ]

I'm just not used to eating...live things. Things that have been killed recently. I'm not opposed to it, it's just that growing up on freeze-dried rations doesn't teach one much about food or where it comes from.

What's a 'burlesque club'?